Saturday 29 October 2011

HOW TO USE A CONDOM

Of course I had to start here. Before you join Lovemakers Inc, learn to slip on the rubber. Call it anything you want...just learn it babe! Learn it! Do not go breaking any cherries or watermelons before you know how to put on your condom. Safe Sex with protection is the best kind of sex. And if you can't, stick to dirty dancing in very dimly lit night clubs. But ama help you out with the basics;